These Walmart Shoppers Take Shopping To A Whole New Level

Cone of Silence, Activated

If exhaustion had a dress code, this person nailed it. Slumped on a bench with their hoodie pulled over their heads, they’ve transformed into what can only be described as a human scoop of vanilla on a waffle cone. The pose says, “Do not disturb,” and the outfit says, “I came for deals, and now I need to reboot.”

They might have started the day with energy and a shopping list, but now they’ve tapped out—possibly somewhere between electronics and snacks. Judging by the nearby cart, they definitely made a dent in the sale section before calling it quits. Everyone talks about Black Friday wins, but this nap… this is a survival strategy.

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