These Walmart Shoppers Take Shopping To A Whole New Level
The Eye in Aisle Seven
If you’ve ever felt judged while picking the ripest avocados, don’t worry—you weren’t imagining it. That’s just this guy’s back-of-the-head eyeball, silently watching from the produce section like some sort of surveillance system. It’s not subtle either. That eye is less “mystical third vision” and more “CSI: Walmart.”
And then there’s the denim-on-denim vibe that says he either just fixed a tractor or won a chili cook-off. The combo of the all-seeing eyeball and the overalls feels like he’s the unofficial sheriff of aisle seven. Nobody’s shoplifting on his watch. Literally, this man didn’t just turn heads—he tattooed one that turns for him.
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